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Captive bolt pistol

When a man ejaculates rapidly, unexpectedly and with greater-than-average force and velocity into the unwitting face or forehead of his girlfriend / wife / partner, thus leaving them with a stunned expression.

This is inspired by the captive bolt pistol that psychotic killer Anton Chigurh uses in the movie 'No Country for Old Men'. His victims have no idea what's coming and when they do it's too late.

The device itself is usually used to stun cattle or livestock before they are butchered.
"Man, my girl was giving me the best BJ last night and before I knew it, I'd totally fired a captive bolt pistol right in her face... she was pretty stunned!"
by QuinnyT October 28, 2009
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Plasma Pistol

The fucking gayest gun in the Halo series.
Shoots pussy ass green blobs.
99% percent of people who use the plasma pistol are noobs, especially when using noob combo, or dual wielding it with a SMG or Spiker (Halo 3).
by KoolKarlen July 25, 2009
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sex pistols

an awesome punk band from the 70's, that did not invent punk, nor define it, (the clash and ramones did that) but made it hard for many bands to follow up to their degree of punk royalty.
the sex pistols rocked and are rocking generations to come, but the clash was better...
by individualanarchist December 22, 2003
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Pristontale

1. Anther Korean to english translated game.
2. Anther free online massively multiplayer game on the internet.

If something is Pristontale-ish then it more then likely includes:

a) The killing of small woodland creatures
b) Little anime kids with decrotive armor
c) Free up to a certian level, I.e. once your character reaches level 40.
1. I was up playing Priston tale all night and decided its worth membership.

2. After playing Runescape and not being able to move the cammera at all i started to play Priston tale and actually had FUN.
by Bettermann February 27, 2005
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Pistol-proof

Name given to a pirate who is never hit by ennemies' bullets.
This Captain is pistol-proof
by renardsgt October 16, 2008
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Luger Pistole 1908 (P'08)

A recoil operated, single action, handgun chambered for the 9x19mm Parabellum cartridge. Introduced 1908, concieved by Georg Luger as the service pistol for the German Army in the early 20th century.
The German retrieved his Luger P'08 from the armory.
by JoeBob July 27, 2003
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Burr's Pistol

A euphemism for Aaron Burr's penis.
Renee: Burr's pistol is so much better than Nelson's Column.
Keegan: Oh my god, Renee. Stop tripping, girl. Nelson's column is bigger and stronger than Burr's pistol.
Renee: Burr's pistol is much more accurate and never misses a shot.
by RageofMarat October 8, 2011
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