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The things that we all are stuck in until we drop it, slamming it on the ground in pointless rage, and text our friends on. After that we begin to watch memes because when life comes at you, damn you gotta hide your depression with memes.
Example 1: ``Mom, buy me a phone.`` Example 2: ``Wow wanna get poked?``
by robotb6 February 19, 2018
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Chi-phone

Chi-phone (noun) A counterfeit i-phone made in China and sold cheaply on the internet, usually of poor quality and without the standard features of legitimate i-phones.
Kev: check out my new iphone, its well sik
Gill: dats not an i-phone, you can't download apps and the screen's all cracked. Dude, looks like you bought a Chi-phone
by El-man December 18, 2012
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Porn phone

Your old phone you use to watch porn on, so as to not corrupt your new expensive device with crap, and save you embarrassment when using your phone with others.
Jimmy, Is that your porn phone in the bathroom cabinet?
by Jmgeneious January 10, 2019
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grand radar-phone

'that kid in the class who jerks off to kpop, fantasizes about a greek history teacher, and is on the radar of every teacher'
Bro, Evan is juset a grand radar-phone have you seen what he does at home during lockdown?
by poooooooob May 31, 2021
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Arabian Phone Call

The Arabian Phone Call is when a guy is able to convince a woman to lay on her back and allow the guy to rest his ballsack on her eyes. The woman then uses her cellular phone to place a call to her mom. The call must last at least three minutes and the ballsack must remain on the womans eyes for the entire duration of the call.

Taking things one step further, the guy can also drape his cock down the girls face starting at her nose while his ballsack is resting on her eyes. This would result in an Arabian Phone Call Elephant Trunk.
Guy: Lay on your back and get ready to have my ballsack on your eyes while you make a phone call to your mom.
Woman: Why?
Guy: Because I'm going to give you an Arabian Phone Call, and I might even throw the Elephant Trunk in there as well.
by Lieutenant Dan I February 4, 2010
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hamburger phone

A hamburger that doubles as a landline telephone, as seen in the movie Juno.
(Bad reception) Caller one: What did you say? Caller two: Ahh, sorry. I'm on my hamburger phone.
by pbm19 January 31, 2008
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phone slut

Kaite is such a phone slut, but if you get her alone in a dark room she just wants to make out the whole time.
by b00tzil1a December 22, 2008
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