Phantom dooker

A larger poo teasing your pants by poking in and out of your anus almost touching cotton but dashing back in the second its presence is felt leaving nothing but its rancid odor left from is warm depths, where it can cling to all fabrics and smell for about 2 severe minutes.
Usually the preamble to a very large poo mostly within an hour.
If missed can lead to constipation.

Danny: man those tacos, cheetos, munchos with a coke...and a lot of water was good.
Jeff: yeah man
Danny: yeah wow i think i pooped my pants
Jeff: o man whats that nasty smell
Danny: i dont know man gimme a napikin
Jeff: ok
Dannt: naa dude it was just the Phantom Dooker
Jeff: o dang we need to get you to a hospital soon; th Pootrain will pull into Pants Station

by DMAC4 April 19, 2009

phantom vagina

The feeling of having a vagina when you're transitioning from mtf, but it's not actually there.

Person 1: You don't have a vagina you have a penis
Person 2: Nah fam I have a phantom vagina

by Locallesbian May 22, 2018

phantom2000

A living legend, demonstrating against unfair treatment.

Also known for being a bitch

Oh, are you that really cool and nice guy Phantom2000

by PeterMadsen August 20, 2021

Phantom Regiment

The best drum corps in the world, always putting out a great show. Such as, Spartacus

Phantom Regiment is Sparatus

Wow, who was that amazing corps? Oh that was just Phantom Regiment.

by drumcorpsphan August 22, 2010

Phantom Penis

Kinda like when an amputee can feel a limb that is not there. It is when you can feel your penis in one spot when it is actually in a different spot.

You know when you tuck your penis and balls back and cross your legs to look like a girl.. Well in this case tuck the penis to the left and back but leave the balls to the right in front, don't push the balls back. Now move around slightly and like MAGIC your phantom penis feels like it is where it belongs centered over your balls in the middle even though it is not. Cool huh!

by bubbels_is_cool March 27, 2011

Phantom High

When you wake up after being exceptionally high (on weed) and can still feel the effects and are kind of dazed. It's kind of like the hangover of marijuana.

Guy 1: Dude, I smoked so much yesterday. I woke up still feeling a little dazed.
Guy 2: You got yourself a phantom high my friend.
Guy 2: That's chillin.

by Jet750 June 4, 2015

phantom vibe

The cell phone goes off in your pocket. You are certain of this. You check your cell phone to see who's calling... and there's no one there... no one is caling. Spooky. Even worse is when the vibe goes off in a pocket where the phone is NOT! That's sketchy.

Drew said, "I know I'm over her when the phantom vibes stop."

by Drew Nelson August 3, 2007