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texas pepper

Noun - Ash from a cigarette that is inadvertently dropped into beer, whiskey, wine, or whatever alcohol one happens to be drinking.
"He was drunk and trying to tell us some lame story about a genie - with a cigarette in his mouth - and ended up with texas pepper in his rye."
by Earthenwares July 15, 2014
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Dr Pepper

The act of receiving a blowjob while wearing 23 differently-flavored condoms.
Man, Candice gave me one hell of a Dr Pepper last night!
by Ky1ewithsty1e September 26, 2023
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Pepper Dennis

"I'll be in the head droppin' a pepper dennis."
by Christopher Carbone April 27, 2006
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baptism of pepper

The baptism of pepper is a sacred pratice used in situations of divine intoxication.

The baptism is performed only when an individual is so heavily intoxicated that he or she has lost all motor functions, ability to speak coherently or perfom any act which requires neurological conciousness.

The process of the baptism requires a simple pepper dispensing utencil, for example a pepper pot, pepper mill, pepper grinder, or even the common hand.

The pepper is to be dispensed on to the head of the indvidual at any spot, but as most paraletic drunkards lie face down the common spot is the back of the head. A liberal amount is required to perform a precise baptism, powdered pepper is prefered, but ground pepper may be used.

Once the individual is baptised it is common practice to shower them with empty bottles and other objects which are in close proximity and capture the momentus event on camera with view to using it to shame that individual on future occasions.
"Lad: Da cleeva was given the baptism of pepper by Shake and he will forever carry the burden until his passage to the afterlife."
by S. Ladavooch May 1, 2006
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GW Pepper

Nickname for George W Bush. Taken from first two initials, and the name of Sheriff JW Pepper, a bumbling idiotic Deep Southern sheriff turning up in two of the Roger Moore Bond movies. Suits him, honest.
Yessireee, that there's Sheriff GW Pepper. Wheyooogowin, boah?
by Fearman October 23, 2007
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Grinding Pepper

the act of giving a handjob or imitating a hand job that appears in a twisting repetion of motions.
That resembles the act of grinding pepper, fresh from a pepper grinder.
Dude, I walked into Mike's house, and his dad was sitting on the couch grinding pepper.
by Punkaboo May 13, 2010
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Pepper spray

When a females period blood drips down from her vagina to her asshole and farts.
by Dmoneygucci69 April 20, 2018
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