A laser pendulum is one physical form of God, A.K.A. Chuck Norris. The power of the laser pendulum is so fearsome that the Roman Catholic Church has begun using it in place of "Amen" at the end of prayers. It's sheer epic awesomeness means that any being who does not fully appreciate its existence and worship its almighty pwnage is not worthy of life.
No form of communication can express the ultimateness of the laser pendulum satisfactorily enough to appease the-
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Get the Pendulum Balls mug.A form of Peter not generally known to the public. It is very crazy, annoying, and has an extremly high piched voice. It is usually associated with the Illuminati. This form of Peter was kept as a secret by the FBI to the public , until recently in the 2000s was leaked by an unknown source. The governemt has already patched it up, but many other leaks of this name have happened since. The others, however, were not as huge as the first, which gave away the location and the leaders of the Illuminati. To prevent the spread of more of these leaks the government has used SATHWIK technology, an advanced system built by the government to stop the leaks of Peedur in the future.
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Why is Peter being such a Peedur?
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Why is Peter being such a Peedur?
Did you hear about the Peedur information leaks the other day?
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But meaning that somthing or someone is "awaiting completion of further work (of any nature) before it can be used or put to use"
But meaning that somthing or someone is "awaiting completion of further work (of any nature) before it can be used or put to use"
"Those 6 PC's are built and ready to go, however the 2 on the bench are still pendum."
"We have interviewed 6 people so far, we have 4 left to interview, so the Job opening is still pendum."
"The car is almost repaired, however, it is pendum on a set of tyre's which haven't arrived yet."
"We have interviewed 6 people so far, we have 4 left to interview, so the Job opening is still pendum."
"The car is almost repaired, however, it is pendum on a set of tyre's which haven't arrived yet."
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