pelican cocaine

the situation in which a pelican like figure slips through your child's bedroom window on a warm night and attempts to steal your coke, but is too high to realise he is infact just stealing your salt

"We just got Pelican cocained! "
"No. We didn't. He took the actual coke"
"Fuck"

by Phaedrawithacamera December 29, 2016

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pelican head

a name given to some-one who has put far too much gel in their hair in attempt to get a girlfriend

guy 1 "hey see Micheal his trying to get laid ha!"
guy 2 "Oh yeah how do you know?"
guy 1 "hes got a bit of a pelican head on him!"

by generalspicywiener19 December 8, 2010

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Pelican Board

Similar to a spring board but relies upon the kinetic energy of pelicans instead of springs.

"The installation of pelican boards in all our new swimming pools has brought much joy to the formely unemployable pelican population of our ficticious city" ~ The Mayor of a fictional city

by Chester K Rabbit Chaser September 12, 2003

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