plankdrinking

The social activity of simultaneously planking and drinking alcohol with your buddies at a concert, festival or at any other musical event for that matter.

- Damn, did you see Dori the other night at the main stage?
- Nah, why?
- She was plankdrinking for 7 minutes straight! That gal is such a lovely beast!

by vandorcirkuszibohoc August 6, 2017

plank dick

When one's penis is shaped similarly to that of a wood plank.

"I wanted Jeremy until I found out he had a plank dick."

by duhkota71 January 13, 2018

Plank

Also known as crack cocaine, hard and boy.

Hey u got some plank??? I got plank for sale.

by Bosslady143 October 21, 2019

plankbrain

The act of someone's brain malfunctioning that leads to a poor outcome.

Wow, you haven't died in several hours, did you plankbrain?

by NOT GIVE UP April 11, 2020

Pank you

A way of saying thank you to a Asian person in English.

So she gives me a napkin and I go "Pank you".

by littleTHICboi April 23, 2021

Pankakke

The act of becoming a full patched member!!

Hey Chris did you hear Andrew became a full patched member? No Chuck. How did he do that without going through the Entire ritual with goat blood? Well he got PANKAKKE and then ate the entire large stack!! That dude is sick man!! Also see docking!!

by Big Pantie Slayer June 1, 2021

Phanky

(Adjective: descriptive)
Irritable, bad mood, or ill
Non insulting way to describe someone’s bad mood.

You’re being phanky, you need to go to sleep!
Why are you being so Phanky?!

You’re Phanky!

by Miss Kali Mist August 6, 2021