Pastry Pirate

Any person who takes great pleasure in one of the following acts to another person's pastry...either by penetrating with fingers or another part of the body, or by throwing at a wall at mach-3 to implode it. This person's malicious intent to defile your precious pastries, and his indulgance for piligining your innocent desires for one bite of your chocolate muffin make this individual a pastry pirate!

Boy that Sgt Lowe is sure one hell of a pastry pirate!

by Muzz7297 October 9, 2008

Pair of shoes

Listen, if you looked this up, you aware either a, a grandma who is snooping around and trying to see what their grandkids are looking at, or b, really fucking bored.

Get yo dumbass outta here. Looking up “pair of shoes” hobo head-ass

by that_name_isnt_taken November 29, 2018

two pair

Two different sets of two cards that share the same number or face value.

I have two Jacks and two Aces, so I think I'm good.

by DapperDanMan May 13, 2005

PakiRican

1. one of the finest ladies to grace the yay area.

2. a bear

3. yumyum

PakiRican is wife material, on citas.

by tehsarb December 9, 2008

pairage

A term used to describe a number of pairs of shoes.

Have you made sure that all the pairage is invoiced?

by Christopher Vernon May 6, 2004

pastry pitching

Throwing powdered doughnuts through your car windows at other moving vehicles. The most fun you'll ever have.

Last night we went pastry pitching and got three cars to chase us!

by The Azor April 25, 2007

Chicken and eggs and a pair of pants

An exclamation of an abundance of excitement.

"Not only is there a killer party this weekend, but our Google AdSense account just paid us $1,000 for doing nothing!"
"Chicken and eggs and a pair of pants!"

by DougCo December 24, 2007