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Definitions by DougCo

Asian on the Button 

Being very aggressive with no thought to consequences. Named after being "on the button" in poker where you can play almost any cards since you have position, and the high number of Asian card players who seem to play any cards for no good reason.
"That guy dates women like an Asian on the button!"
Asian on the Button by DougCo June 11, 2008

Asian on the Button 

Being very aggressive, almost stupidly so. Named after being "on the button" in poker where you can play almost any cards since you have position.
"That guy dates women like an Asian on the button!"
Asian on the Button by DougCo June 10, 2008

chicken and eggs

A non-sequiter that implies excitement.
"Hey, there's a killer party this weekend!"
"Chicken and eggs!"
chicken and eggs by DougCo December 24, 2007

Chicken and eggs and a pair of pants 

"Not only is there a killer party this weekend, but our Google AdSense account just paid us $1,000 for doing nothing!"
"Chicken and eggs and a pair of pants!"