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Punjab Python Parade

When 5 or more dudes form a circle by holding hands while one girl sits on her knees in the middle. She bobs on each dick one time and then the circle rotates, providing another dick for her to perform on. This continues until every dude skeets.
Dude, I heard Greg, Chase, Trey, Dave, Adam, Chandler, and Alec had a 4 hour 11 minute Punjab Python Parade last night.
by pythonparader69 January 8, 2011
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The Hangover Paradox

A result of the hype surrounding the 2009 movie The Hangover.

Everybody who first paid to see it expected it to be terrible. They were all surprised by how good it was.

These people recommended it to their friends, thereby hyping it up.

Their friends went to see it, expecting it to be brilliant, only to be disappointed by how it wasn't as good as they were expecting.

= The Hangover Paradox.
Jim: Hey Bob, you wanna see a movie? How about "The Hangover"?
Bob: Sure, but it looks pretty crap.

Bob: Dude, that movie was so much better than I thought it would be!
Jim: Yeah, I'm gonna tell Jon to see it!

Jim: Jon, you've gotta see The Hangover! It's awesome!
Jon: Thanks man, I'll go see it this evening!

Jon: That was pretty disappointing. Not as good as I thought it would be.
Jim: Huh, I thought it was better than I was expecting. Guess I created The Hangover Paradox.
by johnnysmooth February 21, 2011
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The Black Parade

My Chemical Romance's alter ego / Their new album. The first song off it is Welcome to the black parade.
This was in an interview sent to people who signed up to the black parade
by black_Llama August 27, 2006
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paradise

absaloute heaven
love life so much
with the boy/gal of your dreams
a phrase used when you really love someone
oh grace, i am in paradise when i am with you
by kellylovesgrace November 6, 2005
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time paradox

Also known as the coolest and most insensitive way to break up ever conceived by man. A sex move that's notoriously hard to pull off. You'll need a window in your bedroom, on the ground floor, a cupboard for a friend to hide in, and a girl.

Start doing the girl doggy-style, facing the window, and then have your friend quietly sneak out of the cupboard and trade places with you without her noticing. Then exit the room, walk in front of the window, and wave to her. Bonus points if you're still naked when you do this.
"Dude, I finally managed to pull off a time paradox! She'll probably never speak to me again, but it was worth it!"
by enkefahn January 6, 2010
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Gay Parade

by joma83 September 6, 2012
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left-right paradigm

A system of government in which only two parties are illegible to be in control, through monetary and legal means. In many of these systems, adherents of both parties are in other organizations and secret societies, yet create protagonist and antagonist roles for society to agree with, so there is no actual dissent towards what is really one party.
2004 U.S. election- Both George bush and John F Kerry were both in the same college fraternity, and the council on foreign relations, Just like Obama, and McCain were members of CFR. Together these groups form what is known as the left-right paradigm.
by Zealot Nihilist July 29, 2009
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