Preston Parker

Preston Parker is the best and most special person in the world and has 4 powers he will never tell anyone about, normally he will have light blue eyes an blonde hair. if the Preston does not have the qualities he will not have the powers.

one of are local hero's is Preston Parker he has 4 powers

by DUDEDUCKS24 May 5, 2021

neo parker

the 2nd whitest black man i know

neo parker like jon taylor

by rocco dauti October 30, 2021

To Parker down

A slang term to use your influence to pressure the local community to discount or give you something.

I’m going to parker down the local shop and see if they won’t charge me sales tax.

by Rs57 March 13, 2023

Brownie Parade

A parade in celebration of brownies where copious amounts of Titos is consumed and the only laugh allowed is a slow "huh-huh"!

Unsure if this is a real event or a figment of a schizophrenic episode.

Roberto on a phone call, "Do you have da Titos for the Brownie Parade *huh-huh*?"

John, "Is Roberto off his medication again?"

by Bobby Roberto April 19, 2023

Pat's Parade

An excessive celebration thrown over the achievement of an unearned goal obtained by false means that only a minority of the population accept as legitimate

Example 1: After being down by 20 points during a pickup basketball game, the person announced "this point wins the game!" After said announcement, the person charged at the hoop, sank a layup, and roared in "victory". He then marched around the gym like a bafoon while everyone in the gym watched his Pat's Parade in disgust.
Example 2: After Judge Berman allowed Brady to escape his, what seemed at the time to be, his inevitable punishment, Patriots fans joined together in mass unison in to form a Pat's Parade that rivaled the gathering in Jonestown. If only it had the same result.

by KPeffin'YourMom October 19, 2015

Mayson Ray Parker

The devil himself. Someone extremly annoying. His family hates him. Somebody that wont shut up. A nonce.

Your mom is being such a Mayson Ray parker today. She won't shut up

by ERiks mothers owner April 16, 2020

National Punch a Ginger Named Parker Day

On January 26th, it is Punch A Ginger Named Parker Day.

"Hey Tom! Did you hear today is National Punch a Ginger named Parker day?"

by haha2576 January 26, 2023