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Owen's microphone

Non existent, void, lacking in physical form
Bro your mic is trash.
Yeah it's like Owen's microphone.
by Sanguine Pendulum June 11, 2018
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Terrell Owens

1. An Excuse to fill sports coverage air time.

2. A Terrell Owens is like a dancing bear. Its like the kid at recess you throw quarters at and watch him pick them all up, then blast him in the head with a quarter while hes bent over.

3. An attention whore. Terrel Owens is a prime example of the episode of Spongebob Square Pants when Spongebob Square pants keeps ripping his pants for laughs.
by DrMeanDudeMD October 8, 2006
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Owen Harper

A character from the show Torchwood. Portrayed by Burn Gorman

Owen Harper is the team medic, who often comes off as crass and uncaring, although the caring side of his nature is shown through out.
He was only in the first two series of the show before he was killed off (twice, having been brought back once) in the second series.
He is seen paired with many characters, (Tosh, Gwen, Diane & Katie being the main) However there are many hints at possible pairings.
He is often either loved or hated by fans.
Jack: "And this is Owen Harper-"
Owen: "Dr Owen Harper"
by DrHarper. April 12, 2009
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owen ward

Fuckface stupid bitch who thinks hes funny and

''couldve fucked Tanya" Plays double bass like a bitch

Dementor
God owen ward is a fuck face

Roger: Dude I'm never getting laid

Bob: You don't want to be a owen ward
by FukBoi2000 August 1, 2014
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Owen Voke

A geeky british pleb. Usually keeps to himself. Only socializes when playing battlefield online with his GoD
After what happened, I just want to be Owen Voke
by joshurst October 1, 2016
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owen burke

That niBBa who skates, drinks at least 5 gallons of Arizona a day, and wear Vans and Adidas every fuckin day.
Owen Burke can be a faggot sometimes
by Youryu0hfjaljfhjlkhaljksg July 22, 2017
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Owen Johnson

A loud and obnoxious man, Owen Johnson can be found shouting out things like "LITTLE MANNN" and "IT'S WEDGE'S BIRTHDAY!" between mouthfulls of cake, political debates and un-comformable anti-religious beliefs. His motivation to do well in life is based upon the fact that he resides in the county slum, aka Tonyrefail, thus his schoolwork is immaculately presented and is well received by his teachers, and love is felt towards them by Owen, apart from Mrs Goodridge whom he has a distaste for due to the resentment felt towards Owen after discovering that he is a homophobe. Although Owen's stomach sticks out as much as a rucksack carried by an Afghan in an American airport, Owen is a lovely boy and can be extremely attentive and caring, once asking me "yow orait". His lack of a belt - which reveals his neatly manicured and shaved arsehole - is compensated for by his beautiful smile. Owen is a gorgeous boy and will succeed in his life which will unfortunately be cut short, due to a high possibility of developing heart disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes or a heart attack.
"I did an Owen Johnson last night"
"What?! You revised for 7 hours straight?"
by Mark Greenberg June 6, 2018
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