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Teen granny

A Hot looking chick in VERY sexy clothes. Then you see her face and she's in her 50's or 60's trying to look young and sexy.
BOB:"I saw this really hot looking chick walking in front of me at the mall today"
Hank:"Oh yeah, did you talk to her"
Bob: No once I got close to her and she turned around I saw she was like 60, she was just being a "teen granny", it was gross!
by ParaMikey August 23, 2007
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Granny's Slurpbucket

An old name for the 'down regions' of an old lady.

The use of the word 'slurp' comes from a Shakespearian reference when King Aurthur was said to 'slurp uponst thee that runs freely and with froth from the cunny of thy mother's mother', aparently referring to the frothy nature of his grandmother's lovejuice.

The term bucket is not confirmed, but is widely accepted to be a reference to the 'openning'.
Wakefield was pissed because Alice was passing round pictures of his Granny's Slurpbucket'. He's never been the same since.
by Will Atkinson April 7, 2008
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granny panties

The use of these should be classified as a mortal sin.
"Dude look at that lady in the granny panties."
"I'm gonna go vomit."
by Chris September 1, 2008
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greasy granny

A greasy granny is where you coat your tongue in Icy-Hot and then give someone a rim job or oral sex.
Yesterday i gave the old mrs. henderson the juiciest greasy granny i've given anyone.
by M. Fishel April 8, 2009
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Granny Pack

when a girl has saggy boobs and/or a flat/saggy butt
if a girl has saggy boobs you may say
"that girl has got a granny pack"
by Dr. Waffles Jr. October 21, 2009
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granny gummer

An old woman. Referring to them being so old they have dentures. AKA, G.I.L.F. Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck
This weekend I had sex with a granny gummer.
by Papi Chulo 79 July 28, 2006
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granny panties

Nasty,poofy panties for either elderly women or uptight,sexually insecure,sex witholding bitches who are incable of embracing their naturual sexuality.They date men in finance.see the future of Matt Sable.
Matt Sable gets to look forward to years of unrelenting "exposure" to dating uptight frigid women who don expansive cotton bloomers.Pussy NEVER seen!
by Trouble April 11, 2005
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