Nonce

Your Dad
Or Harry

"Your Dads a right Nonce"
"That fat Elfs a Nonce"

by John.Joe November 26, 2018

nonce

UK slang for a pedophile

Simple Simon is a nonce

by Alexander Pennwood March 24, 2022

fucking nonce

a person who likes kids ally im talking about you

whos that over there

ally the fucking nonce

by fgdhjdfgh May 9, 2025

Nonce

U.K. slang, typically refers to a sex offender guilty of crimes involving minors. Used a lot within prisons & council estates.

A very British way to greet your mates.

“ chat shit get banged you fucking nonce!”

“I don’t think that bloke in the white van has a puppy, he’s probably a nonce”.

by Idonttouchkids12345 November 24, 2019

Nonce

UK Slang for pedo.

Yana is such a nonce, she tried to touch my little cousin.

by DV6969 August 24, 2022

Nonce

Adam Johnson

That Sunderland player Adam Johnson is a nonce

by IhaveTheBestDefinitions April 16, 2020

Nonce

A pedophile or any sex offender (mainly a uk term) which can stand for the following: Not of normal criminal element or alternatively not of normal communal exercise

Did you hear about the Nonce who just moved on the seg wing let’s go smash him up

by Baitguy_69 July 4, 2022