Nonce

A guy who fucks 5 year old

The kid is walking down the road she feels a warm breath on her neck a man grabs her and puts her in his van and strips her naked...... the van shakes
He is a nonce

by I’m not 5 April 13, 2019

Nonce

A well constructed argument.

James was losing the debate but then called Simon a nonce. James won the debate by default.

by Nonce-eater 5000 July 30, 2019

Nonce

a boy who obsesses over younger girls

Year 10 boy: look at her arse (year 8)
Other year 10:shutup u nonce

by Hajakaoaosodoso August 19, 2019

Nonce Pot

Someone who takes part in nonce like behaviour or does something that normal people wouldn’t do

E.G Joe’s going we are instead of Drum Code the absolute Nonce Pot

by Nitty101 September 6, 2019

Nonce

Nonce is like once but for something that never happened.

I heard that happened nonce.

by EnormousGreenRageMonster September 27, 2019

Nonce

A term used to describe someone who keeps their chocolate stored in a refrigerator.

"Who keeps chocolate in the fridge? you're a nonce!"

by ThePenisLiquor October 5, 2019

Nonce

A person (or persons) whom have attempted to secure a free car exhaust and threatened to use their large social media following to full effect, only to have this back fire and it be discovered that they partake in sexual relations with minors.

Dave Aspden.

That Dave Aspden is a right nonce.

by Dave Hebson December 4, 2019