murphy's law

Anything bad that could happen, will happen. Frequently quoted by those who think the entire world is against them, just because their piece of toast never lands the right way up. Same people often use the phrase 'That's just fucking typical' (of the world and everyone's in its conspiracy to piss me right off).

by Eldritch September 4, 2003

Saw Murphy

Encounter Murphy's law (Whatever can go wrong will go wrong) in whatever life situation.

A: Man, my car got a flat on the freeway, then once I got going again my car ran out of gas, what crappy luck.
B: Seems like you saw murphy today!

by Dylan Leibel November 8, 2006

Squirell Murphy

The receiving of, and or, giving of oral copulation on a Gondola. Named for the late S.Murphy and his affinity for "Squirellin' bitches"

Nothing better than a gnargnar powpow day and rounding it off with a good ol Squirell Murphy on the way down!

by Tim Schlossenberger February 10, 2008

Murphy's Balls

A play on "Murphy's Law," just with genitals. When you shave your downstairs area because you think "tonight's finally the big night," it almost 100% guarantees you will not get laid.

"So , date three--did you and Mary Todd finally do the deed last night?"
"Nah man, I got all psyched and shaved before we went out and jynxed myself."
"Ah man, Murphy's Balls in effect."

by Pejamus May 28, 2018

Billy Murphy

The lanky man from Douglas himself. Smart and fluent in ackmed, he is the dictionary.

“Hey what’s that word mean”
“I don’t know ask billy Murphy he is a dictionary”

by McGlynnEvan November 28, 2019

Backstab Murphy

When playing a co-op game, a Backstab Murphy is when one player desperately needs a powerup of some sort (usually health), only to be denied the powerup by his fellow gamer who they happen to be co-oping with.

Player 1: Oh, man. A health pack! Finally!

Player 2: SWIPE!!

Player 1: ... Did you seriously decide to go Backstab Murphy on me?

by Nyxandria December 7, 2009

Joel Murphy

Absolute midget who thinks he's the coolest kid around. Thinks he's funny and good at soccer, when he's not. Absolutely obsessed with Ansh Panchal, and can be constantly heard singing his name wherever he goes.

At least I get some pussy Joel Murphy (Samuel Lane, 2019)

by ROBLOXDUDE69 March 4, 2019