by Dicksmacker9000 March 27, 2017
Get the moist cockmug. Oppisite to dry lunch
A person who's face you love to look to look at and couldn't ever imagine slapping it.
Someone who is always prepared with the ready's and loves to splash out on other people
A person who's face you love to look to look at and couldn't ever imagine slapping it.
Someone who is always prepared with the ready's and loves to splash out on other people
I love looking at your face, your such a moist lunch
Thanks for the round of drinks, you such a moist lunch! Love you.
Thanks for the round of drinks, you such a moist lunch! Love you.
by lee_mozzy October 27, 2009
Get the Moist Lunchmug. Like a wet willie but instead of inserting the wet finger into the ear canal, you insert it into the anal cavity of a female.
Guy: I'm going to give you a moist brownie.
Girl: What's that?
Guy: Bend over and I'll show you.
*Guy inserts wet finger into her anal cavity*
Girl: What's that?
Guy: Bend over and I'll show you.
*Guy inserts wet finger into her anal cavity*
by Sarah E G...... January 11, 2014
Get the Moist Browniemug. by bookbonerpoop June 4, 2021
Get the moist towelettemug. by FoondartFreddie January 22, 2019
Get the Moist Bitchmug. the father of sneako
by sneako a cuck March 29, 2023
Get the moist criticalmug. Moist Noodle is the act of using a turkey baster to fill ones rectum with sunflower seed oil before sitting on someones lap and allowing the oil to seep out and make the bottoms noodle moist unexpectedly.
Haa, check that out Timmy, I just gave the mall Santa a 'Moist Noodle' and now he has to ho change his trousers, KEKW!
by BanJayce February 15, 2022
Get the Moist Noodlemug.