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I was feeling super horny this one night and my boyfriend was out with his other girlfriend so i decided i had to take matters into my own hand. I went onto my bed and took my pj pants off. I really wanted to cum. I spread open my legs and rubbed my clit a little bit. I then spat on my fingers and inserted my middle finger and ring finger into my pussy. God I forgot how good that felt. I started going faster and released quiet little moans. I started using my other hand to rub my clit as I was using my other hand to finger myself and oh. my. god. I couldn't stop myself from moaning. "OH MY FUCKING GOD AH YES YES AH FUCKKKK" It felt so fucking good. I was squirting and so close to cumming a my boyfriend came home. "what the fuck are you doing you naughty girl? you know only i'm allowed to satisfy you". He came over to the bed and quickly took his pants off. He was already hard and ready to go. I moved my hands out of the way and stretched my pussy to make room for his huge dick. He put it in and i released a moan "ah fuck daddy that feels so much better than my fingers" He smiled and said "that's my good girl" and begin going in and out with his dick. we were both moaning really loudly and i was screaming "I'M READY TO CUM DADDY PLEASE LET ME CUM" and he went faster and faster until he started grunting really fast and we both came. "God, that was probably the best sex i've ever had" he said. And it was all thanks to fingering.
by i luv yummy dilfs April 30, 2022
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Fingering

Petting the cat

Plucking the G string

Pushing the p
Getting Freaky

Touching the ocean
Turning off the tap
Hitting the cap
flicking the bean
Watering the flowers
Tapping the button
“Hey girl, did you turn off the tap last night?” “Ya I was fingering myself last night.”
by Hehehehada meat May 6, 2022
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fingering every pie

Severely misunderstanding 'finger in every pie' and trying to do inappropriate hand-based sexual maneuvers with pastry.
"I'll show you! I'll finger every pie. None of your pies will be left unmolested. Nobody is safe from my fingering every pie."
by DicksAndGiggles May 7, 2022
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Managering

The act of commanding others to do tasks while you yourself never contribute no matter how easy or hard the task is.

People that are managering also tend to waste more time getting other people to do work than just doing it themselves.

While the term usually applies to actual managers of jobs (hence the name), it can apply to anyone outside the workplace.
Example 1

Employee: You called me over here sir?

Manager: I need you to clean up this spill

Employee: But you are already holding a mop and paper towels. You could have done this yourself much quicker than the time it took me to respond to you. Instead of managering why don't you do some work yourself because I don't see why the company needs someone like you.

Example 2

Mom: Go vacuum the floors they have been filthy all day. It's like you don't ever help around the house.

Child: Mom, I just got home from school, why could you not do it?

Mom: Unlike you I am busy almost all day doing chores and working 8 hour shifts.

Child: Mom, you have been on this couch watching Sex and the City since I left for school and you are still watching it.

Mom: ...

Child: Instead of managering could you help out while I'm busy?
by Clowninator69 June 18, 2022
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When you find German females ina beach and you want to make them wetter then the Atlantic Ocean
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When you find German females ina beach and you want to make them wetter then the Atlantic Ocean
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Minging bins

Rank smelling, nostril burning rubbish, often carefully manufactured by Mary and Jennie. But strangely, never taken care of.
Adam: Mate, what's that awful smell?
Bobby: Aah, I'm sorry mate, my flatmates were cooking last Thursday.
Adam: ew minging bins! Let's just pop out to Wicked Willys?
Bobby: Right on!
by Bobby Axelrod October 17, 2022
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