Minge masher

Male genitals

I whipped out my minge masher in front of the Walmart employee.

by Amir suhdick January 15, 2022

minge & purge

When performing cunnilingus on a lady with a generous pantsbeard and an errant pubic hair lodges in the throat, causing gagging and sometimes the voiding of the stomach's contents.

My date's generous pantsbeard resulted in a little unexpected nighttime minge & purge.

by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf June 16, 2018

pippie minge

A woman who acts posh but isnt

Jilly gets on my nerves making out she's so posh and prim and proper. The slut's such a pippie minge! I saw her gobbling a bloke off in the drive through!!

by Tent peg October 21, 2017

Fizzy Minge

The unusual tingling feeling a girl feels between her legs when standing next to an attractive male while stuck on a tube for nearly an hour, with the temperature increasing in both the Carriage, and between her legs.

L: 'I was stuck on the tube today for ages, like 50 mins. At least the guy next to me was, like, WELL FIT. I had a proper fizzy minge!'

by Smaybes April 14, 2011

Ya Ming

means "you know what i mean","understand".
pronounced "yaw-meng"

ay dem rims be fresh, ya ming?

by dat one dude October 25, 2006

Yao Ming

To drill a hole through someone's temple in their skull with your penis, and then proceed to fuck their brain.

Jeremy: Hey Beth, how did you enjoy being Yao Minged?
Beth:......
Jeremy: Yeah, I leave bitches speechless

by Cockdriller March 1, 2010

minge bag

A person who is extremely `careful` with money

Get the drinks in, ya fuckin` minge bag

by wilkie January 11, 2009