Typically, an elderly gent, who has a penchant for chatting up much younger women, who are certainly out of his league. While he is full cognisant of this fact, he is forever hopeful they are not so observant.
Embarrassing for all concerned, with the exception of the Minge Botherer himself.
He is blissfully unaware, he's making himself look like, 'a proper tool.'
Embarrassing for all concerned, with the exception of the Minge Botherer himself.
He is blissfully unaware, he's making himself look like, 'a proper tool.'
Look at that silly old fart, trying to chat up the pretty young lady. He's got zero chance of getting into her knickers - What a total minge botherer!
by The Botherer July 20, 2022
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Get the minge & purge mug.Jilly gets on my nerves making out she's so posh and prim and proper. The slut's such a pippie minge! I saw her gobbling a bloke off in the drive through!!
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L: 'I was stuck on the tube today for ages, like 50 mins. At least the guy next to me was, like, WELL FIT. I had a proper fizzy minge!'
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Jeremy: Hey Beth, how did you enjoy being Yao Minged?
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