midget unicycle

When you pay a midget to let you fuck his armpit.
Midget: what do you want to do
Kevin: I want to go crazy
Midget: we could do the midget unicycle
by Cert Andy June 08, 2016
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sweater midgets

Women who have large breasts that wear clothing which conceals their large breasts and when the clothing comes off the twins are revealed in amazement.
Rachel was wearing a large shirt and when she took off her shirt to my surprise her sweater midgets were revealed.
by Wags25 December 05, 2008
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Mr midget

A gay fagot who thinks simba should be played by a girl. He also has smallets pp
by Hoeface34 October 16, 2019
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midget musk

A pungent, distinct stench from a person under average height due to their sweat glands being improper size for their body, often perceived negatively by olfactory senses.
Did Danny DeVito borrow that jacket? The midget musk is overpowering.
by Cass Money March 16, 2009
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Slappin midgets

When a male jerks his gherkin. Pickle tickler.
Hey man, did you see Nate Dogg was slappin midgets for the fifth time today?!
by Realvimshady April 01, 2019
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Midget Slurper

One who is addicted to sucking the life out of dwarfed homo sapiens through their genitalia until they shrivel up like a withered old lady.
by purplelvmbo September 25, 2017
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