MelonSqueezy 

One sexy motherfucker with a BBC

Oh look! It's MelonSqueezy

MelonSqueezy by Melons123HD December 15, 2016

Melon Play 

Sexual foreplay involving watermelon. Whole melons with crafted holes can be used for penetration or slices can be used for manual stimulation.

"I just divorced my husband because he wasn't into melon play. If he can't fuck a melon, he can't fuck me either"

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Melon Play by Ebonyks September 16, 2014

Holy Melon 

A "Holy Melon" can be used for a few things but it is mainly used as a sex block, the instructions are as followed: Take an ordinary melon slice it up into 9 pieces. Next, you shove it up whatever hole you can fit it up. This will block anything from getting in or out. Works with men and women.

Guy: We've been married for years. I think it's time to have a child...
Girl: I haven't told you?
Guy: What?
Girl: I have a "Holy Melon"... I can't have a child.

Holy Melon by Grace Bose November 20, 2019

fleshy cunt melon

something you call your girlfriend/wife if she is being a typical woman..ie, complaining, bitching, nagging and just all round pain in the ass.

woman: i just had my period.

man: stop being a fleshy cunt melon

fleshy cunt melon by neodevon555 February 20, 2011

Melon 

A melon is a word typically used to describe someone who has done or said something stupid.

John: Oh no I just shit my pants.
Harry: Wow you are a melon.

Melon by Right in the bum May 17, 2016

Meloni 

Neofascist italian politician, proclaims herself to be a woman, a mother, a Christian. She thinks that people spreading hate towards lgbtq+ community are actually exercising their rights.

A: DDL Zan wants to spread gender ideology in schools!

B: you must be voting Meloni, yes?

Meloni by Penguin00 November 21, 2021

melony

The most Beautiful person EVER!! also an adj to show that it belongs to Melea and Tony and that you bitchs are sooo fugly you don't deserve it!

EEKKK!! look at my Melony Mattress!!
Lets got to the Melony Mall
GAWD your soo stupid Melony Hates you
Wow....Melony is sooo beautiful, unlike lemon wedge who is ummm....just wrong

melony by abercombiboi January 29, 2005