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Shitface McDouchetard

Guy 1:

Man, JB sucks the Big Hairy Balls of a Monkey that Recently went through a Divorce and is trying to get over it by doing Crack but Crack didn't work for him so he had to start using weed and eventually killed everyone on his Monkey Planet so he committed suicide because he was lonely.

Guy 2:

Ya he's a Shitface McDouchetard!
by wearebieberhaters November 15, 2011
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mcdonalds

America's terrible, terrible revenge on Japan for Pearl Harbour.
Love koto! - The Japanese equivalent of the Mcdonalds motto - I'm Loving it
by Boylio August 10, 2006
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long McDong

(n) Erect penis; cock; dick; ect.
Dr. McDong was an ancient scientist whose penis was measured in meters instead of inches.
"Yo bitch come over here and suck my long mcdong"
by John Bashunov December 6, 2004
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mcdoolies

"Is you got apple pies?" said the kid at the McDoolies drive thru.
by Stm128 April 12, 2008
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McDoofus

Just another way of calling someone 'stupid'. Mc personifies it!
You see that McDoofus over there with that awful grin?
by aurange October 18, 2010
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McDougal Donkey Punch

When fuckin a chick from behind, you drop an elbow in her lower back and as she is coming up from the pain you give her a nice punch in the back of the head.
Watch that shit get real tight and stay in!! The McDougal Donkey Punch!!
by The McDougaller March 4, 2011
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McDopeSwag

A concoction inspired by the McDank, or McNasty. The McDopeSwag is comprised of a Double Quarter Pounder, with as many McNuggets as you can possibly fit, and a handful of french fries placed between the two patties.
Gary Spent almost $12 at McD's and combined everything he got into one sandwich and called it the McDopeSwag. I think he hates himself.
by CapMaster November 20, 2011
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