Macedonian

A person who is ethnically Macedonian...He is neither a Serb,nor Bulgarian,nor Albanian,and nor greek...He enjoys drinking home made RAKIJA who will get u drunk from one drip.He enjoys parties.A widehearted person who is very friendly to everyone,but also can become a deadly enemy if insulted.He enjoys killing greeks.Perhaps he is most close to the Turkish people more than others.Also the history and LAND of his nation is stolen from Gayreece Bulgaria and Serbia...He is hated by them because his identity...Although there are proofs that the Macedonian are different people from the greeks of FOPOG(Former Ottoman Province of Greece)the bulgarians and serbians...And a few questions...If the Macedonians were greeks then how come they butchered the greek armies at the battle of Chaeronea,burnt Teba to ash,worshipped different God from the greeks?And if they were Bulgarians,why did they joined forces against the Bulgarians in XX century and fought against the Bulgarian occupator in 1945?And if they were Serbs then why did they killed the serbian king in Marseille in 1939?-Although these races try to steal the history they know they will lose the war against the Macedonians...

Greek:Are you from Skopia?
Macedonian:NO,IM FROM MACEDONIA..
Greek:So,you are greek?
Macedonian:Are u kidding me...GREEKS ARE GAYS...
Greek:Gamisou malaka!!!
Macedonian:(hits him a punch and the greek falls 4 meters away)
Bulgarian:O bratja Makedonci...Kakvo pravite vie v nasha i vasha Blgarija?
Macedonian:Nasha?(hits the bulgarian with punch and the bulgarian yells:AH SHTE TI EBA MAJKATA SRABSKA!!!)
Serb:O Makedonac,shta ima novo u BJRM(FYROM)
Macedonian:Pa toa shto go nema vo BJRS(FYROS)(Former Yugoslavian Republic of Serbia)...
Serb:Ah mamu ti jebem bugarskog...
Macedonian:(hits the serb with a punch and the serb cries)...
Turk:Hey,are you from Macedonia
Macedonian:Yes,I am...
Turk:Nice...You are like brother to me...

by Alexander III the Great November 2, 2008

Dallas Mavericks

Also see "Choke".

A team that can't work past some bad calls and kick some ass.

Damn, the Dallas Mavericks played great ball up until Game 2 of the Finals, and they choked. Wassup?!

by Gabe Sanchez July 4, 2006

Maverick Memo Pad

When you have a pen but no paper and MUST write something down. The palm of your hand becomes your memo pad. Often used by Democrats as well.

When this liberal gal wrote my e-mail address on the palm of her hand, I thought; even Democrats know how to use a maverick memo pad.

by SmileK33 April 18, 2010

Mabed

To be pressured/tricked/manipulated into going somewhere with someone only to find that the individual's plans are treacherously boring and you have no way to get out.

Mabe: "Lets go to Charleston. I'll even drive for you"
Friend: "Yeah man that sounds great. I'll pack a bathing suit."

*Arrives in Charleston

Friend: "Lets stop by the bea.."
Mabe: "So many historical locations. Say, lets spend a few hours at the antique store/library"
Friend: Fuck, I totally got Mabed.

by Billimaire February 3, 2017

maedot

A young girl who is absolutely gorgeous, she has no faults. Everything about her is radiate, she’s observant and has a kind souls. But she can sometimes be a real bitch. A pain in the ass. Mean, selfish and much more. Just sometimes.

Have you seen Maedot?

Yeah I don’t like her that much, but she’s pretty!

by Cocoocococococobunmy November 22, 2021

macedonia

well jim if only you and your fag friend from Peloponesia would read a book that wasn't writen by a greek, you'd learn a lot of things. like for example, alexander the great really didn't like you greeks, why do you think 95% of the greeks in his army were mercenaries.

I am a real Macedonian, decendant of Alexander the Great Macedonian, not greek. and i UNLIKE most other greeks have stopped listening to my dad for questions about history, and have actually read a couple books on it.

by Aleksandar Makedonski June 3, 2005

maheda

Someone with a curiously short tongue yet huge mouth.

Shut the hell up maheda

by Gordie February 4, 2004