The term for a penalty being called for the heinous crime of tackling, or even touching, one of the NFL's golden boys. Particularly Patrick Mahomes, quarterback of the Kansas City Chiefs.
Chiefs fan 1: "Did you see Mahomes get sacked?"
Chiefs fan 2: "Textbook mahomicide! Ope, there's the flag!"
Referee: "Personal foul, defense, attempted mahomicide! Automatic Chiefs win!"
Chiefs fan 2: "Textbook mahomicide! Ope, there's the flag!"
Referee: "Personal foul, defense, attempted mahomicide! Automatic Chiefs win!"
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This Mathematical Equation Is The Quadradic Formula.
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This Mathematical Equation Is The Quadradic Formula.
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When educators who are cat lovers love to pose creative math questions—and mathematical quickies or trickies—that center around their pets (or “masters of the house”), or are attracted by real-life word problems that embrace the feline family.
Two brain-unfriendly questions that exhibit mathematical purrfection are:
1. At a Cats’ Café, how many cute kittens are there if there are 9 more legs than tails?
2. Guesstimate the average cat bill at the veterinarian over her lifestyle.
1. At a Cats’ Café, how many cute kittens are there if there are 9 more legs than tails?
2. Guesstimate the average cat bill at the veterinarian over her lifestyle.
by Numerati June 18, 2025
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Some mathematical do-ness activities that could help white-collar workers break away from their sedentary lifestyle are:
Walk exactly 6789 steps.
Create an origami geometric shape out of the newspaper.
Learn to do calculus—differentiate and integrate—with a soroban (Japanese abacus).
Count the number of ballpoint pens in your house.
Walk exactly 6789 steps.
Create an origami geometric shape out of the newspaper.
Learn to do calculus—differentiate and integrate—with a soroban (Japanese abacus).
Count the number of ballpoint pens in your house.
by Numerati July 29, 2025
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“Did you see Wyatt Fowler last night? He definitely acted like that since he’s in the mahomism club!”
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“Well in real life it doesn’t make sense, but mathologically it does.”
—> The first sentence was talked about for a real life scenario, not a math scenario. In real life, a negative plus a negative does not equal a positive, but math wise that is correct.
“Well in real life it doesn’t make sense, but mathologically it does.”
—> The first sentence was talked about for a real life scenario, not a math scenario. In real life, a negative plus a negative does not equal a positive, but math wise that is correct.
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