Splatter the matter

Diarrhea; The Shits

“Bruh! My tummy started rumbling in church so bad, I barely made it out of there and into McDonald’s next door to Splatter the matter.”

by subtronic October 11, 2018

Tater masher

A person who mashes potatoes work there sweed

A cunty prickish jeffofile

Those pricks are proper tater mashers

by Johnno October 27, 2018

The Mister Lister

Grab your friends penis place your thumb on his penis rotate it 90 degrees and start masturbating him and his cum will will spray out both sides

I just did the mister lister on my sister!

by AMong us in rel life November 12, 2021

Tree Masters

Little tree bitches who are destroying the world. Peace not war.

Fuck Tree Masters!

by prodwc November 1, 2022

The __ mister

This is used to define a sex predator. The blank is the name of the person who is the sex predator.

Ay it’s the __ mister!

by Vikstar456 March 30, 2023

Twisted-mister

1. A derivation on the band twisted sister.
2. A co-worker who decides he’s no longer a male and demands bitch rights and can no longer do their (pronoun unknown) part.
3. Jeffrey Dhamer.

Did that really just happen? Did he say he’s a girl now?,,, That’s one twisted-mister…
Ahh shit shh you’ll get us fired you know all these homo promo nouns have the all the rights..

Wait till Trump

by Marshall tucker December 28, 2024

the masters school

if you're one of the few straight people at this school, you're a real one, not many like you. keep doin what you're doin

Person one: there are so many gay people at the masters school.

person two: aren't you gay?

person one: just because I go to the masters school doesn't mean I'm gay!

person two: ...

person three: are my eyes too red to go to class?

by LIGIBITIQUA January 4, 2026