March 16th

The best date of the year

Person 1: did you know it’s March 16th today?
Person 2: of course. It’s the best date ever

by #######1111 April 9, 2019

March 24

a fookin god was born

Oh no

Sorry

Not A god

THE fookin god!

It's march 24! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOD!

by hwang.god November 7, 2019

Marshawn Lynch

Beasting it; killing it

Q: how's your day going, man?
A: good, good. Its a Marshawn Lynch kind of day

by Gaux April 2, 2015

March 3

The day the most amazing person was born. It’s one of the most prettiest, smartest, kindest, hottest girl was born. And well if that’s you just remember I love you.

When’s your birthday?
March 3rd

Oh, that explains it all.

by stefff.06 October 30, 2019

March 30th

It's not a common thing to be born in the month of March, especially not on the 30th, but when one individual is....it's the most amazing thing ever. They're atractive, funny, smart, athletic, SEXY, just perfect. And you should love them....they're rare. <3333

Guy 1: Who is THAT?!
Guy 2: *jaw drops* I wish I knew!
Guy 3: I don't know her at all....but her birthday is March 30th.
Guy 1 & 2 (in unison): Woah.

by you'll_never_know_ever June 26, 2010

March 25th

Have you been called a 'feral rat bastard'?

Well that other definition sucks! If you were born on March 25th, you are the most beautiful and godly person in the entire world! You are so cool and awesome! Your friends should be jealous of you since you are a very amazing person :)

"Wow! Look at him/her! I think I'm in love."
"Dude, I think we've just seen an angel."
"Yeah, that person was definitely born on March 25th."

by iliveinlololLand October 19, 2019

Marshall'd

When you get so intoxicated that you have to call a taxi because you cannot walk home.

You took a cab home instead of walking 2 blocks? Yup. I was Marshall'd.

by JoeJoe2011 December 11, 2010