Mariano

He is a boy who has a lot of love in his heart, but above all, he knows how to make himself loved by others, involuntarily. He is a particular type of person, but if you can understand him you will get along very well. He is respectful, even with girls, and has a great (!) immense (!) heart. He can listen you about your problems/your stories/etc more than you can expect. He wouldn't hurt even an ant. He looks shy and reserved and that's what makes him BABY too. But in addition to being a baby he is also very attractive, he knows how to behave and his always being polite makes him earn a thousand points. I like Mariano very much and I wish it were the same for him. If you find one, keep it tight, I hope mine never escapes.

Mati: hi, mariano!
Mariano: hi Matilde!! （＾ω＾）
Mati: *he’s so hot please*

by Anonymous 1840284 December 30, 2021

ass martian

1.a alien that likes ass's
2. a martian thats faceial area looks like a giant fat ass

example: the mars rover pick up many pictures of fucking ass martian s fucking eachother in the ass

by mr.smarterass April 25, 2009

Marianela

A Marianela is a latina girl that usually has dirty blonde of brown hair. She has a future in dance and she is usually friends with a Julia, and she is incredibly sweet. Her humour is not the best. She LOVES going to the mall and a summer camp with her best friend. She gets average grades and is usually the teachers pet.

Did you see that new girl
Yeah!
She is obiously like a Marianela

by a MARIANELA May 29, 2018

Marlian

A 'Marlian' is a (true) follower of popular Nigerian musician Naira Marley. Also known as his 'no-belt-gang', this group of people are very devout followers of Naira Marley and are known to usually be skilled in illicit activities such as 419 and yahoo

Marlians Marlians Marlians

by kenzoboy December 28, 2019

Mariana

Mariana is the best girl in the world that you ever meet she is beautiful, cute, responsable, she cares about people she likes to chat with her friends she likes to go shopping she is the best girlfriend in the world in her nickname is Marii.

Mariana come back dont go.....

by mariii January 11, 2015

martian muff dive

The act of performing oral sex on a female while plastic straws are inserted into the nostrils of the 'performer' to allow for optimal breathing. This reduces the risk of the individual losing consciousness during the act.

"Hey guy, why you gotta nosebleed?"
"Me and the misses were in the middle of a martian muff dive and the straw got jammed in one of her rolls."

by bobbin frapples October 14, 2009

Marian

Commonly referred to as “the Ham” and “Mazzalot.” Tends to excel at arcade games such as iceball, however, can’t play basketball for a pack of chipotle mayo. Usually a sexy mama and a baby ass.
Also known as the lava my life.

Person A: “Would you like to get a large coke from maccas?”

Marian: “Eoww aha fuck it we ball”

by thegulb September 15, 2019