Malawi

Inflation simulator if it were real. People's average income there is 620 US dollars. 1 American dollar is 1017,50 Kwacha. That's 630850,00 kwacha. May seem like a lot, until you realize 10g of cheese is 1800 Kwacha...

Person 1: I'm rich in Malawi.
Person 2: How much money do you have then?
Person 1: I have 6 Million Kwacha.
Person 2: That's 5896 Dollars.

by TheDumbAssGuy January 20, 2023

malaniya

Malaniya is a nice kind person unless her friend is not feeling you or she is not feeling you. Malaniya is the type of person to ruin your whole day or make you cry for makes her or her friends mad malaniya is probably tall, funny, smart, popular, cool, and she is THAT GIRL. Malaniya has good style and always starting a trend and she can talk good smack

Wow malaniya slays everyday she is always worth my time!

by Yym/dd February 4, 2023

malam

Someone you see on the road hawking food/items (selling stuff wile walking o the road basically) like groundnut (peanuts), chi chin, puff puff and chewing gum etc

Can also be used and as insult to call someone 'local' or 'bush'

Example 1: 'Abeg, Seyi call that malam there, the one with plantain chips'

Example 2: 'Please Samara, stop actingmlike such a malam'

by NailjaSlangBabe February 16, 2023

malarina

A Malarina is a Male Dancer Performing as a Dancer in a Ballet

I saw A Male Dancing in a Ballet he was the lead male dancer and the Main Malarina

by anonymous April 28, 2023

malaiyka

the smartest mf in the world. usually veryyyyyyy gæ and loves to wear baggy clothes. people with this name normally drive a nissan maxima but on occasion will ride around in a big body highlander. usually very pretty and catch everybody’s attention.

“man i love malaiyka she’s so cool.”

by joseph33 May 27, 2023

Malaika

A name for an adopted smelly, sniffling German/Indian who can’t drive and forward park to save their lives. They idolise the deep and aspire to be like him in every way, including how he is with an octopus.

‘Look at that wrecked car and its rims’
‘It was probably a Malaika driving it’

by Upamaguire May 28, 2023

Malaika

A name for an adopted smelly, sniffling German/Indian who can’t drive and forward park to save their lives. They idolise the deep and aspire to be like him in every way, including how he is with an octopus.

‘Look at that wrecked car and its rims’
‘It was probably a Malaika driving it’

by Upamaguire May 28, 2023