Martyr economy

An economic condition under which people must subsidize their living through crowdfunding and appeals to charity.

In this martyr economy, we had to go on Facebook to collect money to buy jimmy a new liver.

by Nonsensicalme July 30, 2018

Maarten

A very big man witch is very buff and always wears flexing t-shirts. but he really tries to hard like a beta male

look a beta male
me: he is really a Maarten
him: yes yes
or:
me: In the summer you' ve gone a lot to the gym, you look like a real Maarten, wow
you: thanks

by maarten❤sexdungeon May 27, 2019

Marty’d

To prematurely call ‘great shot’ whilst playing golf. After your ball has been Marty’d, it will sail into a bunker, wilderness, lake etc.

Bloody hell Johnny, you’ve just Marty’d my ball. Please don’t do that again.

by Bigterry June 7, 2019

Martyn

An old man, with old fashioned mortals.

He's such a Martyn, get with the times

by Old-fashioned April 14, 2019

maariya.yasmin

maariya.yasmin is absolutely gorgeous and the most amazing girl in the world, she has a really cute smile and loves putting other people first, she’s also really fun to be around . she has a banging personality and makes everyone laugh. She’s very loving and she’s a bit part of your life, nothing would be the same without her....so don’t lose her ever! she’s also outgoing, courageous and daring. She has a heart which is made out of gold but she doesn’t show her sweet side to everyone. DO NOT get on her bad side because you will regret it, her body and figure is amazing.she always dresses sexy, her style is one that many can’t understand but try to mimic. She’s flirtatious and very seductive. Several men fall for her, but she doesn’t entertain them. She’s honest and faithful when she is settled down. She doesn’t keep many friends, but the ones she has she cherishes. maariya.yasmin values education, family and friends. She will be very successful in life! maariya.yasmin is beautiful bold and one of a kind. Be like maariya.yasmin

“maariya.yasmin is basically perfect”
“she’s so gorgeous”
“she gets bare mandem but she’s loyal”

by yesss darlin’ July 28, 2019

Marty Feldman

When you tighten your cock strap too tight and your nuts pop out like Marty Feldman's eyes.

My wife went Marty Feldman on me last night.

by Pierced69 November 18, 2019

Marty White

A person who tells the same story over and over. Usually thinks he’s the funniest one in the group and is probably texting a girl from highschool as we speak.

Did you really just tell me another Marty White story?

by Mikekuhlyedig November 26, 2019