Lube

A boy who cannot handle their alcohol and who likely vomits after a few drinks.

Man Craig was being such a lube at that party last night

by Wizzy dizzy October 19, 2019

pandora's lube bottle

When you find the best porn of mankind and you can't stop jerking off

Guy 1 : dude I just opened pandora's lube bottle, this is hot as fuck

Guy 2 : can you stop talking about jerking off?

by I_eat_beans_bruh August 15, 2025

lane lube

The slick substance on a bowling lane that makes your balls slide longer, hook harder, and leave you wondering if you should’ve adjusted your grip. Often blamed when things get messy and nothing finishes the way you expected.

Damn Yo- there’s too much lane lube for that corner bitch! My ball just slid right past her.

by GFRidiculous December 16, 2025

Douche Lube

Douche Lube is the worst insult to call someone. To be a douche lube means you weren’t even good enough to be called dick or dildo (which makes contact with a vagina). you’re not good enough to be called douche (a tool to clean a woman out in between a bunch of men). You are a douche lube, a tool a woman uses in order to clean herself out in betweeen men. AKA ultimate tool

“She only invites me over to talk after she breaks up with someone”

“Dude you’re her douche lube”

by alyyyx January 8, 2026

Foreign Lubing

Using a substance not meant for use as lube as lube such as melted nails bean juice and spicy hot dog water

Colt likes foreign lubing on the weekend his favourite foreign lube is moss water fresh from the forest

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025

Lube Mcgay

A weird person that is so gay it makes everybody in the same room as him scream and run away.

Lube Mcgay wouldn't stop following me last night, I thought he was doing to touch me.

by gaybrielisanerd June 9, 2023

Noob Lube

Metaphorical pain relieving ointment for middle-aged gamers. Specifically formulated to relieve the discomfort of being brutally killed (most commonly by a teenager) within seconds of deploying into FPS war zone.

Jake: Right, get ready boys, we’re going to kick some….
Raymond: Motherfucker, some arsehole just one-shotted me. I hadn’t even hit the ground
Carl: Thank god for the noob lube!
Raymond: It still stings the ring
Jake: Is that toxic?

by Muzzlenz July 18, 2024