The Longmeister

An Arabic snake.

Hey man you got any of those Arabic snakes left? You know my man, the Longmeisters

by howardgreen1972 March 19, 2020

Thundering longhorn

When you’re making a sexy time and you yell “stampede” and 5 or more of your buddies jump out of the closet naked

“Hey baby, you ready for a thundering longhorn? STAMPEDE!!”

by Z3RO_LAS May 9, 2021

Jacob Longed

Went you down something in 10 seconds

“I just Jacob Longed a bottle of wine”

by JacobLong3244 November 16, 2021

Thomas Longhurst

A clueless hippie who doesn't smoke weed but acts high

Dude 1: God that was like talking to a brick wall
Dude 2: Thats Thomas Longhurst for you

by GoulburnHippie November 25, 2021

The longest sentence known to man

A man dreads saying this sentence: I do. Wondering if he’s marrying the right woman the only place he says this. If she will always be the best wife or get tired or get bad after some kids. Leave him for a rich man or a Better looking man. If she’s cheating or not and so much more.

I do is the longest sentence known to man said at the end of the wedding ceremony by each bride and groom to start the life long commitment and end with a kiss to finish the ceremony.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 13, 2022

aiden longden

the sexiest person alive with a massive ding dong and a perfect personality

you are so aiden longden

by kimykong tttt November 15, 2022

twatty longlegs

A person whose movements resemble the bumbling of a daddy longlegs/cranefly, uncoordinated and directionless. Usually someone who is mentally ill prepared to be in any social situation or just out in public generally.

They also have rather odd, jerky head movements that assume they are struggling with basic concentration

Look over there, old twatty longlegs drifting down the road with the usual vacant expression

by Smordwith May 19, 2023