literal ass-hat

(N) Someone who relentlessly stalks you on tumblr and shitposts about you

Yeah, I know dude. That literal ass-hat was on my blog like 3 times in one hour

by mmmmblockinoutthehaterz April 3, 2015

Literally perfect

If something is "literally perfect," it causes 0 harm to anyone or anything and is 100% beneficial to the universe. Something or someone that is literally perfect cannot be improved in any way.

Literally perfect

by coveted seed July 27, 2023

literally cryign rn

Used either to express deep emotion, or sarcastically remark on something that's supposed to make you cry, but didn't.

"MCR came back, I'm literally cryign rn."

"Nobody came to my birthday party!"
"So sad, I'm literally cryign rn."

by johnBBB May 21, 2021

Totally literal

Like saying "totally cool" and "seriously? Cool" in one phrase "really? That's cool"

"That's ur new cat? Totally literal"

by Orbitsweetmintgum January 22, 2024

Balls literally in the gate

A saying associated with the mental illness caused from playing the hit RPG Baldurs Gate 3. The subject experiences daily uncontrollable urges to play Baldurs Gate 3 for long hours or else they will experience body pains akin to that of testicular torsion.

I dont want to talk about it, my balls literally in the gate. (After spending 11 hour session rushing Act 1)

by WeBallersGate January 15, 2024

a literal shitter

flex AKA muwap or cntrl

bro flex is a literal shitter ong. nigga faked cancer yikes💀 he gets no bitches

by okok221 January 28, 2022

Literally

A word that you will learn when you are 7 years old. When you hear it, you will think that it’s a super-high intelligence word and use it in every sentence from then on out. People still do that as adults, which is always mind-numbing unless Chris Traeger says it. Then it’s okay.

“I have literally never eaten a dorito before.”
“Go fuck yourself.”

by Kira_EZMoney July 31, 2022