lezberry

Ted's new nickname

Ted gave her a lezberry when her vagina played in G-minor.

by JohnWiz December 5, 2019

lumberjack special

The act of using maple syrup as lube during anal sex, then after ejaculating your partner pushes it out over a stack of flapjacks.

Dan became hungry during intercourse so he decided to have a lumberjack special for breakfast.

by Jamestown Aaron December 25, 2019

lumber boy

(noun, derogative) A term exclusively used for a rare occurrence during which a person with a penis can't seem to make it go down in the morning.

Babe: Mmm, baby, look at what you've got going down there.
Guy: What do you mean, baby darling?
Babe: You're a lumber boy.

Guy: Ohhh.

by cat_lover_199 January 3, 2021

Lumber Turds

Very painful 15 minutes worth of pooping almost your insides out because of all the lumber you carry all day. It's usually a lot of sounds of pain followed by a sort of diarrhea pressure washer spray of poop.

Oh my God Bob has lumber turds, he's pooping his brains out. I can hear him screaming and the smell is very alien like.

by PandasPaw March 17, 2021

limberkind

*globgogabgalab intensifies*

LIMBERKIND IS COOL

by ooaz August 17, 2021

Limbertt

Has the biggest dick in the world, is totally black, BBC for sure and gets all the girls

Wow, limbertt has a 12 inch cock

by Kzndhsjbd November 22, 2021

Lumber loon

Slang for a gay couple

Did you hear that Alex and John are a lumber loon now

by Clickclacker13944 December 10, 2021