laser

Means the same thing as loser, but cooler.

Wow look at how Sabrina fails.
I know, what a laser.

by HD Penguin June 2, 2011

Larsened

A male passing out pre-7pm and getting balls and/or sausage in the general face vicinity.

Dude, Eric passed out cold during the Oscars last night and got totally Larsened.

by SloppySeconds2011 March 17, 2011

cock lased

A cum stream so powerful it injures or kills anyone in its path

Dude I cock lased this chick last night and it think she might be dead

by Kax_604 August 8, 2008

Lasered

A term in Halo 3 similar to verbs like sniped, when some is fragged directly through the Spartan Laser. This is shown in the text commentary as player 1 lasered Player 2. This is known to be one of the more comedic sayings of Halo 3.

Did you see how I lasered both of them them in one charge?!

by Krunkmister October 16, 2007

Lapsed Feminist

A woman that used to be a feminist in college, but has since either (a) started dating a douchebag and loves being treated badly or (b) realizes that not all guys are the enemy

A lapsed feminist will make you a sammich and then do the dishes like a good woman should

by Royal Tenenbaum May 20, 2010

Lassen County

An experimental recidivism project supported by the governments of California and the United States of America.

The inmates at Lassen County maintain petting zoos such as County Jail and High Desert Correctional Center in which threatened species such as upstanding citizens are incarcerated.

by FridgeRaider May 17, 2004

yellow laser beam

A yellow laser beam is a stream of freshly urinated piss.

Was surprised when I open my mouth and recieved a steaming mouthful of yellow laser beam.

by Jedi.Ain August 31, 2006