Landry Lowlights

When the index finger is inserted into the females chocolate mudbaby factory, then subsequently has the expunged fecal matter rubbed on her bangs. Only achievable when finger inserted comes into contact with a "prairie dog".

"Have you seen Lorraine's new hair-do?" "Hell yeah! I gave that bitch the 'Landry Lowlights'"...

by Asian McRicepants April 9, 2011

Landen

A stud that is cold at anything he does, fucks girls all the time, and is good at football...

Hey, did you see Landen fuck that girl while flirting with other girls while playing football?

by Johnny Thompson October 9, 2019

step ladder

Only a ladder by marriage, not a real ladder.
See also; Step-grandad

What's worse than being a step ladder?
Being a step-grandad.

by Smell the roses November 21, 2016

ladder

An implement used for climbing .. Some retract, some are metal, some are made of wood.

The roofer was very adept with his long ladder.

by eddieQ August 26, 2005

Lakewood Lancer

Any graduate of Lakewood High School in Lakewood, California.

Backstopbob was a Lakewood Lancer from 1962 to 1964.

by backstopbob July 30, 2008

Dirty Landry

The act of committing flatulence in the nose gate of another human whilst having their scrotal zone suctioned upside down.

I was in Mexico, and fell into a well; the only person willing to rescue me had this strange request: "You're gonna have to give me a dirty landry". I said "okay".

by cauliflower princess November 5, 2009

Ladera Heights

Ladera Heights is a very rich neighborhood filled with tons of rich black people that don't know what to do with their money. If you are black and live in Ladera Heights, you probably don't even send your children to any school besides places like Brentwood, Marlborough, Archer, Loyola Maramount, and Harvard Westlake. You will mostly see these people hanging out in places like Brentwood and Bel Air. Even if some of them claim their houses aren't large. Don't believe them. They tend to want to believe that they are average black people, when if fact, the arent.

Ladera Heights Dad: Hey, Honey!
L.H. Mom: How was work?
L.H. Dad: Normal. Hey guess what? We are a million dollars richer! Again!
L.H. Mom: Oh yes! I have to go tell Shaquisha.
L.H. Dad: Who's that?
L.H. Mom: I don't know, I just thought it would make me seem more black.
L.H. Dad: Ha! Let's go spend money our spoiled children!

by 2tight4uBailey November 2, 2008