Griffin Koonsman

A medieval giant that stood over 73 feet tall, he can break the sound barrier by jogging, he typically is hairless and roams the amazon rainforest during the years of 1563-2004

Holy shit griffin Koonsman is raiding the castle!!

by Benya mom over September 27, 2019

absolute koon

A crazy black man

Tyrone: YAH BRO, JUST HIT THE JAX OFF A GIRLS THIGH!
Zach: You're an absolute koon!

by zacthemac October 31, 2019

Dean Koontz

Dean Koontz is a pioneer of fictional descriptive novels. He owns many golden retrievers.

Alternative definition: Splonald Squanson

Me to my friend: "You're a Dean Koontz."

My friend: "Why thank you, sir."

Me: "You're not welcome."

My friend: "DEAAAANN!"

Me: "Creamy :)"

by Hank Boontz May 4, 2021

spoon koon

A black person who does crack.

Look at that spoon Koon over there.

by Awd123 July 6, 2021

tee koon hien

An amazing father that will always be there to help you

Tee koon hien is the best father ever

by Crystal malfoy August 9, 2021

Cing Koon's*t

1.There "AIN'T" no fucking belt i Kant Cees it.

2.My Nigga! @#$% (oops) -ninja- {LlIitTEerRaAalLlLYy (R = y- upside down backwords and flipped)

Cing Koon's*t an his damn band again.

by Do$moro September 22, 2021

Will Koonin

A tall, skinny white boy who thinks he knows everything when he doesn’t.

Also only cries when it’s physical pain and loves Rod Wave.

What’s that boys name again? The only who only cries when it’s physical pain?

Oh, you mean Will Koonin.

by hehe1908 March 7, 2022