Drinker’s knee

Much like athlete’s foot, drinker’s knee is a real ailment that affects hardcore alcoholics. It involves sore knees the day after a big night - and not from sucking dick.

I’ve got drinker’s knee real bad today, I had a big night last night.

by Jimmyb24 August 31, 2018

jah knee

the homophone for Gianni, the godianni. People mistake him for Johnny.

person 1: hi jah knee!!!!
person 2: hi cheese!!!!

by mckinncheese June 6, 2020

Sweet Knee's

Sweet knees is the same as bees knees or cool beans. An awkward phrase that means cool

Oh Sweet Knee's (Gasp) that's cool

by Hdjejsm March 29, 2017

Knee-rubbing

When you touch your knee, with their knee, so they get attracted to you.

Barbara: Stop Knee-rubbing me.
Robert: What? I'm not knee-rubbing you. What are you talking about?

by Rodopabapbop March 9, 2020

shitter's knee

The red marks that show up on your knees when a lot of time has been reading, texting, or using a smartphone on the toilet.

Steve: "Did you have a good shit?"
Jamie: "Dang right I did."
Steve: "Yeah I can see your shitter's knee with those shorts on."

by Magikchef01 October 15, 2013

Knee cork

someone who is a geek, dork, and nerd all at the same time. the original spelling was neekork. But was later changed to make sense phonetically.

"that guy with the glasses and is in the band, i heard he is really good at math!" -- Person 1

"Really? that makes him a dork, geek, and nerd!"-- Person 2

"you mean a knee cork?"-- Person 1

by LaughinShark January 10, 2010

Snake knees

Jack shit. Nothing. Snake knees don’t exist and that is the point.

Guy 1: I’m broke as fuck man, I got a bank account full of snake knees.
Guy 2: damn.

by Clarence deepwater II March 24, 2020