Knock you up

In America it means impregnated, while in the UK it means rudely woken up.

The dual meaning of, “knock you up” is displayed in this Frasier script.

Daphne Moon: Your father knocked me up bright and this morning.
Frasier Crane: My father did what to you!?
Daphne: He knocked me up. In England it means to be woken up. What does mean here?
Frasier: Oh, uhh nothing…

by Biden is a dick December 26, 2021

goober knocker

a goober knocker is a funny word used to descibe something or used to substitute a cuss word.

Today tim was being a total goober knocker.

by imall(aka)GRR January 18, 2009

ass knocker

a complete jackass

my brother is such an ass knocker

by noodle fishing September 29, 2008

water knockers

term used the windsheld wipers for a car.

I have to go to autozone and get some water knockers for my slab.

by arbnmedic April 9, 2010

mommy knockers

The still-attractive breasts of a mother. May be displayed prominently or left hidden for the imagination to discern. More attractive than mommaries.

"I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby." - Seth to Evan on his mom's mommy knockers, Superbad, 2007.

by Awnlooker May 14, 2010

Twat Knocker

someone who is incredibly annoying or is just terrible at doing simple things such as everyday tasks.

Guy 1 "How do I-"
Guy 2 "YOU JUST PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE YOU TWAT KNOCKER!!!!"

by knockknockknock April 6, 2014

Twat-Knocker

when your man is going down on you and once he looks up to watch you cum you punch him square in the face.

"Did you see Matt today ? his face is all busted; I bet his wife Twat-Knockered him"

by singletracklife June 10, 2016