dirty koolaid

when you stick a popcicle in your ass and wait till it melts and then you suck it out with a straw

dedicated to matt badcliff

He made dirty koolaid today.

by matt badcliff August 14, 2006

drank the kool aid

to make an unbreakable commitment. Inspired by the Jonestown Masaccre.

"Hey, you guys wanna go with us to Jamaica?" "Can't- we already drank the kool aid on those tickets to Saskatchewan"

by JayDoz November 24, 2005

who spilled the god damn koolaid

A gesture of extreme anger, commonly used in south harlem, if somebody messes up the boss shouts this and everybody knows whats up; that somebody fucked up

Thomas walks in and shoots the officer without first deciding on better judgement. Pito runs in hearing the shots and hollors "who spilled the god damn koolaid up in this mother?!?! I oughta shoot you myself for spilling that god damn holy liquid. And a cop too?!?! u busted out the grape packets for this shit, mother fucker"

by The average mexican December 21, 2009

Kool-Aid Konundrum

In formal terms:

"The size of the vehicle in possession of the female owner is inversely proportional to the size of the owner."

Simply put:

"The fatter the bitch,the smaller the bucket that fat ass hoe drives."

Player 1: "My baby mamma whips around town in a Geo Metro."

Player 2 : "That fat bitch?? Damn,ese, what a Kool-Aid Konundrum that is!"

by Dr. Freeze April 15, 2006

Kool Aid

According to Dane Cook, Kool Aid is a big talking bowl of punch wearing tights who breaks through your walls screaming "Oh yeah! Oh yeah!" Most children love the giant bowl of punch, but Dane wants Kool Aid man to fix his wall before his dad comes home and beats him with a toaster.

Damn that stupid bowl of punch broke through my wall again!
Fuck that Kool Aid man!

by Dana T. May 21, 2008

koolaid

something that is your's

Dude, get up off of my Koolaid!

by george buchanan August 15, 2006

Kool Kat

n. - one who is just way to cool for the people who think they are so cool/hot shit.

Jennifer Fornek and Olivia Bator are kool kats. 8-)

by Olivia/Jen July 16, 2008