Kiwi

1)Someone that has no idea where they stand in life.

2)Someone that is somewhere on the high end of the spectrum

That kid looks like a kiwi by the way they’re acting

by Josgo40269 December 16, 2019

Kiwifucker

Racial and vulgar. A New Zealander.

P1: “Hey you kiwifucker”
P2: “Speak for yourself, Aussie c***k!”
P3: “Fiji, bru”

by TheRealMinecrafter January 3, 2020

Kiwi

A dark haired man with short head and facial hair resembling a kiwi fruit

You are such a cute kiwi, I want to stroke your head

by MinnieGenie January 6, 2020

Kiwi

A dumbass fruit that's got no reason to exist. The furry fuck is usually used on beat a furry day!

John: Ever eat a kiwi?
Bill: What the fuck is a kiwi?
John: You know, that weird furry shit!

by Not_A_Dragon January 24, 2020

Kiwi

A country so devoted to soccer that all of its economy revolves around it.

That country's is a kiwi

by Sirjacer January 30, 2020

Kiwi

The most amazing sweetest gecko who looks like a kiwi(yes the fruit)

LOOK ITS MY GECKO KIWI
omg hes adorable
WHY THANK YOU

by Monikaplier February 28, 2020

Kiwi

Sheep. thats all.

ask an aussie (or a kiwi for that matter)

by hehrhhehehehej March 29, 2020