Rocket-jump

Propelling yourself into the air by pointing a rocket at your feet and shooting it.

"Back in my day we rocket-jumped to school, now a-days you kids sprint to school."

by whyareyoureadingme? August 23, 2016

high jumping

Wining a dining a girl who has a boyfriend with the intention of setting her standards too high for him (or other men) to handle. A form of long term cock blocking against the general population.

Taking a girl you do not intend to date at that moment on a once in a lifetime experience like a vacation, concert, or something super amazing and fun.

I took that girl on a helicopter ride, she loved it. Too bad her boyfriend can't afford it, man I high jumping!

by Stealsyourgirl August 19, 2013

jump the stage

An event where an uninvited person barges their way into a situation for the sole purpose of gaining attention or notoriety, and ends up looking like a fool.

"I can't believe that Kanye West would Jump the Stage during Taylor Swift's big moment."

by Spartan5000 September 14, 2009

jumping the queue

not waiting your turn in line...cutting to the front.

The student, Andrew Meyer, who was well-known on campus for his practical jokes, was Tasered after jumping the queue to ask Mr Kerry a series of questions in a Florida University lecture hall on Monday.

by Gr8fulJamie October 3, 2007

Jumped the taint

To be unexpectedly surprised, even horrified; to transition quickly from pleasure to disgust.

Jody jumped the taint when she discovered her boyfriend was really her cousin.

by Tbeauie March 2, 2012

jumping on the bitchwagon

the act of joining in with someone who is being critical just for the hell of it

Omg, Joe was being so obnoxious last night about the damn fishtank.

I know! And then Ricky started in for no reason. I mean, why did he even care?

Uch, he just loves jumping on the bitchwagon.

by dangitdangit February 28, 2012

ass jump

when a basketball player takes a handy help in the ass

dunk with ass jump

by joaovictar987 November 29, 2013