Jonah

Gay and ugly kid that likes to roast himself and has no friends

Jonah has no friends

by GetRektBboy April 25, 2017

jonalker stalker

A fugly boy that follows Little flat chested girls to get approval from very horney friends. Every hates him!! All girls run away when they see him because he is so ugly and has pimples all over his face and uses girls make up to cover them up to get the little girls attention!!

tom: omg that guy is following that little girl!
Bob: yah he must me a jonalker stalker!

by Jdgt December 24, 2008

Jonah

The most saltiest man you will ever know. When you talk to your lips go crusty dry and your throat hole goes dry and you get dehydrated cause his salt levels are soooo high they can make a whole new planet.

Man he his so salty, duh no wounder dude he is a Jonah.

by Communism_Online October 26, 2017

Jona

Nickname for a boy named Jonathan although it does sound girlish.

Look!Finally Jona came back from that long trip in Mexico!

by O.Samantha Sanchez June 23, 2008

Jona

Good looking guy
Sometimes lazy and isn't bothered to help
But overall perfect friend and is talented

Hi jona

by Jona. August 21, 2017

Jonah

An ugly guy that no one likes. Everyone who meets him Yeats out of the because he is annoying. At least, however, he is smarter than anyone named keegan

Girl 1: did you see that guy? He was so ugly

Girl 2: yah, his name was Jonah

by Big dumm February 2, 2019

Jonah

A friend that can be annoying at times, but a great friend to have nonetheless. He is addicted to mobile games, and loves music. He can be pretty cringey sometimes, and likes to talk about stuff nobody else cares about. He likes to randomly start singing in public places, which gets pretty annoying.

Shutup Jonah, nobody cares about which character in Brawl Stars is overpowered.
Jonah, shut the frick up, your singing is distracting me from my homework!

by CoolCollin14 February 5, 2019