jess moment

A moment at when someone makes a cringe/braindead or overly sexual comment without any necessary reason.

jess: "WAIT DOES VIRGINITY ALSO COUNT AS ANAL VIRGIMITY"
oscar: "they seperate"
jess: "im fuckibg sharing my screen and my tutor can see the messages come up on my laptop regarding anal virginity"
oscar: "jess moment"

by hubleduble July 4, 2022

Jesse Jackson

An extortionist that is convinced that every white person is racist.

Uh-oh, here comes Jesse Jackson, better run.

by rightwinger July 29, 2004

jesse jackson

verb. To make millions of dollars by founding a "non-profit" organization which threatens large companies with boycotts unless they "contribute" tens of thousands of dollars to the organization.

NASCAR was jesse jacksoned into donating money to the rainbow/push coalition.

by hankanatorX July 1, 2003

Jesse Lacey

Jesse Thomas Lacey. Lead singer of the band Brand New. Witty rhymes and metaphors are the foundation of the lyrics that Lacey has ridden to fame over the years. Your Favorite Weapon, Deja Entendu, The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me. Before Brand New, he played in The Rookie Lot, featuring fellow Brand New bassist Garrett Tierney and drummer Brian Lane as well as future MovieLife members. Previous to this, he had a short spell in Taking Back Sunday where he played bass and backing vocals on old records.

Jesse Lacey is Awesome!!!!

by Chris M. Thomas July 2, 2007

Jesse Pinkman

A character in the show "Breaking Bad." He has a tough exterior and looks somewhat menacing, but he is actually quite sensitive. He is uneducated but has a lot of street-smarts. Jesse has been addicted to many drugs (including meth) but has also gone through rehab a few times. He is thought of as "dreamy" to most girls. He talks in playful slang.

That Jesse Pinkman is my favorite character!

by TwilightPrincess April 24, 2012

Jesse Pinkman

The funniest and least evil character in breaking bad

Yo bitch whos the best character in BB
Jesse Pinkman of course

by ienhanashg September 14, 2021

Jesse Perring

The equivalent of Chuck Norris to the e-world of League of Legends

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The Saga of Jesse Perring

- When Jesse Perring enters a game, the Baron ragequits.
- Items in the shop pay Jesse Perring to be used.
- Jesse Perring's ELO is longer than pi.
- When Jesse Perring gets in range, turrets target themselves.
- When Jesse Perring uses Karthus's ultimate, several people in Asia die.
- When Blitzcrank uses Rocket Grab, he is pulled to Jesse Perring.
- Jesse Perring plays League of Legends with the monitor off.
- Guardian Angel armor is really Cloth Armor that Jesse Perring has touched.
- Jesse Perring uses Ashe's Frost Arrow to hit opponents in next week's game.
- Jesse Perring has gotten a dodecakill in a one-on-one game.

- Jesse Perring has kissed Skribbles on the mouth...with tongue...really...

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1. Can i join Jesseperringfanclub right now?

2. Sign my mousepad jesse perring!

3. I would shit myself if i saw jesse perring.

4. HOLY SHIT, IT'S JESSE PERRING!!! *explosive diarrhea*

by Jesseperringfanclub December 2, 2010