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Jasper Maczka

A Jasper Maczka is the kind of person who’s effortlessly cool without trying. Known for having a chill vibe, sharp sense of humor, and the uncanny ability to make any situation ten times more fun just by being there. If something goes smoothly and looks good doing it, that’s peak Jasper Maczka energy.
“Bro didn’t even plan it, he just Jasper Maczka’d the whole thing and it worked out perfectly.”
by Jasper the great October 19, 2025
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Jasper

A type of man who loves cocaine and chicken nuggets
That’s Jasper! Hide your nuggets
by Smileyfacemonster December 3, 2025
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Jasper

An introvert bop that is often mistaken for a boy due to her name, but when you meet her she is very obviously a girl. She has a fatty and if she opens up to you, you will love her
"I just meet Jasper today, do you know her?"
"Omg of course I know her, we haven't spoken in forever."
by Jabberjaws000 December 3, 2025
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Dirty Jasper

When a Miku fan-boy with an extremely, abnormally large chin penetrates the woman in her vagina with his chin and she cums on his bottom lip
"aw fuck bro, i did a dirty jasper last night and i can still taste the cream on my lip"
"damn bro hevy tha feel sowy 4 ye"
by The Sasageyo Cunt June 7, 2022
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Jasper

A dorky sped, that you will fall in love with. Brown hair, blue eyes, tall asf, loves footy and basketball, a socially awkward but hilarious dude. Who carries around a camo computer bag.

Get yourself a Jasper.
Girl 1"Hey who's that guy?"
Girl 2"Jasper."
by ivan123 February 27, 2022
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