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A person that sings in class to the linus and lucy song. Also blocks walkways with chair. Corrects Teacher.
Jason:"Actually Colonel Sanders was a real Colonel that dropped fried chicken from his plane instead of bombs.
Guy:"Oh that must be Jason correcting the teacher"
Jason by 69770609 January 27, 2019
He is the biggest asshole you will ever meet. You will regret meeting him. He treats you like a piece of shit cause he has no life himself. He acts diffrent depending on who is around. He won’t try to get a job and all he will do is sit down and play video games. He makes people feel bad for him but is a complete dickhed towards people.
Jason by awe31116 February 16, 2019
when you are proud of getting blueballs and tell your friends about it
OH GUYS I JUST DID THE JASON WITH SAM GUYS ARE YOU PROUD OF ME!!!
Jason by adslfjka'dls;fjkaf April 12, 2019
Jason is hot as fuck but also really smart. He mildly likes sports and has a best friend who used to have a crush on his current crush who he can't get over. Jason may be mean or sarcastic but he doesn't actually mean it. He likes a girl who he can't get over that starts with an E and can't go to sleep at night thinking about her because she's beautiful smart and sits beside him. Jason was sexually touched by someone and has been traumatized since. Jason loves art but loves the girl that starts with the E and who he sits beside more.
Person One: Jason is amazingly hot said E
Person two: Jason is very sarcastic
Jason by I write names2 May 6, 2019
Also known as scrapasaurus as his work is useless
Fuck sake scrapasaurus that's one million dollars down the drain. Jason is going to get a donkey punch
Jason by Mbgod September 4, 2019
Jason is a privileged white boy. He thinks he's hot and assumes everyone likes him. He's kinda a rich Fuck boy. He'll end up playing with you.
Jason by Aik0 November 5, 2019