jeff dunham

The greatest ventriloquist of all time

Ed McMahon: "Good evening Walter"
Jeff Dunham(as Walter): "Shut the hell up!"
Ed: "How are you?"
Walter: "Don't you have some envelopes to lick?!"

Jeff(as walter)to John Kruk: "What do ya know, out of 3 million sperm, thats the one that got through!"

by CCFREAK January 13, 2008

The Jefferson

The act of fucking someone in the ass, then after pulling out, dropping a nickel into the newly expanded hole.

"Hey I saw you and Melinda leave the party together last night. So how'd it go?"

"Dude I told you librarians were sluts, she let me give her the Jefferson!"

"Kudos."

by Courtney R. Klein March 21, 2007

jeff

The correct spelling of Geoff.

G'day Jeff! How you doing mate? No problems Jeff - have a good one mate.

by AdrianBourke September 9, 2008

Jeff Dunham

Another example of a great comedian being absolutely ruined by 13 year olds constantly quoting his routine in an effort to be funny. Also see Dave Chappelle.

13 year old: SILENCE! I KILL YOU!
Other guy: You know what the difference between you and Jeff Dunham is? You're not Jeff Dunham. So shut up.

by nighthawk41 January 6, 2010

Jeff Foxworthy

1. A popular comedian among NASCAR fans, mulletheads, Pabst Blue Ribbon drinkers and rednecks (like those are different categories). Creator of the "You Might Be A Redneck" series of jokes. I say "jokes" loosely, as they're all slight derivations of the exact same joke, which isn't really a joke to begin with, just observation: rednecks lack class & intelligence. The only humor is that the rednecks themselves love this joke more than anyone. "We're backwards losers, that is SOOOO funny!"

2. Any one-trick pony such as definition 1.

1. "Jeff Foxworthy's on TV! Wanna watch?"
"No, I gotta clip my toenails or something..."

2. "Dat Phan won Last Comic Standing and EVERY joke was about being Korean... what a Foxworthy..."

by Madmann October 13, 2005

Jeff Lynne

The only white dude who looks cool with an Afro and shades oh and lots of facial hair Electric Light Orchestra frontman, good songwriter/producer/multi instrumentalist.

Jeff Lynne is a talented guy

by william the wallace March 15, 2006

Thomas Jefferson

Someone who wrote the following: when in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Indipendence.

by Mr. Awesome II July 10, 2015