Men are always right, Women are always wrong.
Exeption: When (most) men agree with the woman, in which case the woman is right.
Otherwise a paradox would be created in which neither man or woman are right.
Exeption: When (most) men agree with the woman, in which case the woman is right.
Otherwise a paradox would be created in which neither man or woman are right.
Felice says Thomas is yellow, Thomas says he's not. Male friends agree with Felice
According to Jacob's Third Law Felice and her male friends are right. Thomas is yellow.
According to Jacob's Third Law Felice and her male friends are right. Thomas is yellow.
by Elizabeth171 April 11, 2009
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Drummer for Late Nite Reading (LNR)
Extremely attractive and super funny,
every girl want to be with a boy like Jacob.
PS,
im sort of in love with him even though we've never met :) <3
Extremely attractive and super funny,
every girl want to be with a boy like Jacob.
PS,
im sort of in love with him even though we've never met :) <3
Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: LNR's new song Save it for the Slow Dance!
Person 1: Oh my god! I love that song, ecspecially with Jacob Benner's drumming skills!(:
Person 2: LNR's new song Save it for the Slow Dance!
Person 1: Oh my god! I love that song, ecspecially with Jacob Benner's drumming skills!(:
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you off your feet in the first 5 minutes after meeting him. He is the most handsome guy in the world, and his smile brightens everything even the darkest of clouds. He is strong, sexy, compassionate, and hella good in bed. If you get a chance to be with someone like him, NEVER let him go. He is absolutely the most amazing cook and loves to go on lots of dates. He compliments you even when you’re at your worst. Every day with Jacob is a perfect day. He is loyal and very loving. He will protect you and make you feel safe. You will treasure every second with Jacob because it’s always magical. His laugh and smile are contagious, and it will fill your soul up with happiness. My heart belongs to my Jacob❤️ -J
you off your feet in the first 5 minutes after meeting him. He is the most handsome guy in the world, and his smile brightens everything even the darkest of clouds. He is strong, sexy, compassionate, and hella good in bed. If you get a chance to be with someone like him, NEVER let him go. He is absolutely the most amazing cook and loves to go on lots of dates. He compliments you even when you’re at your worst. Every day with Jacob is a perfect day. He is loyal and very loving. He will protect you and make you feel safe. You will treasure every second with Jacob because it’s always magical. His laugh and smile are contagious, and it will fill your soul up with happiness. My heart belongs to my Jacob❤️ -J
Jacob is perfect.
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-loves America
-loves hunting and fishing
-no one talks shit about him
-great fighter and a great lover
-He's there for you if you need him
-very romantic
-he's known for not being fucked with
-very caring
-takes care of his girl and friends
-can be very racist
-he's from Texas
-loves his guns
-very warm hearted
-loves the outdoors
-loves America
-loves hunting and fishing
-no one talks shit about him
-great fighter and a great lover
-He's there for you if you need him
-very romantic
-he's known for not being fucked with
-very caring
-takes care of his girl and friends
-can be very racist
-he's from Texas
-loves his guns
-very warm hearted
-loves the outdoors
That's Jacob for you
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