Jordan

A boy Jordan is amazing. he is smart and witty, will always make you laugh, and will always be solving a Rubix cube. he is amazing and any good person is lucky to have a Jordan In their life. when a Jordan is insecure, he will keep it to himself. he might seem shy but he is the best. Jordan is and athlete and yes to play sports when i see a Jordan It is usually when they are playing sports. i love Jordan and if Jordan loves you back, dont let go.

Jordan: heyday

Me: hey * Blushing

by lkmmm April 12, 2018

Jordan

A fat kid who is obsessed with the joker and is a gamer. Frequently says "We Live a society, laugh you guys. come on". Also has a lizard fetish

That Jordan kid is really annoying.

by fuck jordan 1979 February 27, 2020

Jordan

A girl who is extremely friendly and very thoughtful. She has many friends and is attractive. She is also very goofy and silly but that makes her fun to be around. Usually she gets attention from smart and more mature boys. Jordan's are often athletic and have big booties

You know Jordan? Her booty is so big!!

by Dragqueen544444 July 14, 2016

Jordan

He is very ANNOYING and very dirty minded.

He is so annoying like a Jordan

by What’s up😝 November 24, 2018

Jordan

Disabled

Girl 1:Wow look at that disabled person
Girl 2:He must be a Jordan

by Hornynibbalaundrybasket February 26, 2019

Jordan

He is the whitest of the whitest bread that will decide to eat you if you turn him on

Damn you are good in the bed you must be a Jordan

by iamthetrustgod July 10, 2018

Jordan

Known to be attracted to children, addicted to kit kats and orders more takeaways each week than a fat kid at McDonald’s. A Jordan is also one to be big headed, thinking he’s the best at everything even though he’s well and truly terrible

Sarah- “Do you want to take the kids to the park, John?”

John- “We can’t sarah, that Jordan is there today,”

by Here’s Daddy August 30, 2018