Jordanism

A stupid statement said by someone named Jordan Fisher.

Example Jordanisms:
"Doctor, am I gonna run out of blood one day?"
"I don't have salt!"
"I am full of hands!"

by JFVTV July 13, 2019

Jordan

An annoying fat bastard

Ugh! It's Jordan

by Fattyvapes47 April 25, 2019

Jordan

A Jordan is a psycho and will cheat on you then blame you, Normally really cringey and is a HUGE bread addict.

person: Looks its Jordan!
Person2: Oh no, hide your bread

by Lolajunkie April 10, 2019

Jordan

Gay ass bitch

Jordan is gay

by 2$3$&::$$33 April 14, 2019

Jordan

A boy Jordan is amazing. he is smart and witty, will always make you laugh, and will always be solving a Rubix cube. he is amazing and any good person is lucky to have a Jordan In their life. when a Jordan is insecure, he will keep it to himself. he might seem shy but he is the best. Jordan is and athlete and yes to play sports when i see a Jordan It is usually when they are playing sports. i love Jordan and if Jordan loves you back, dont let go.

Jordan: heyday

Me: hey * Blushing

by lkmmm April 12, 2018

Jordan

A fat kid who is obsessed with the joker and is a gamer. Frequently says "We Live a society, laugh you guys. come on". Also has a lizard fetish

That Jordan kid is really annoying.

by fuck jordan 1979 February 27, 2020

Jordan

A girl who is extremely friendly and very thoughtful. She has many friends and is attractive. She is also very goofy and silly but that makes her fun to be around. Usually she gets attention from smart and more mature boys. Jordan's are often athletic and have big booties

You know Jordan? Her booty is so big!!

by Dragqueen544444 July 14, 2016