Definitions by Cuntmasher

Jordan 

A fat mess that eats all day

A fat guy "You are so Jordan"

Jordan by Cuntmasher November 6, 2012

Doing a Dylan 

Licking bum fluff off a male's arse.

ah, me and my mates were doing a dylan the other day.

Doing a Dylan by cuntmasher October 28, 2010